
Make his dick hard not his life
Break her bed not her heart
play with her boobs not her feelings
Get on his dick not his nerves.
always salt your pasta while boiling it
@thistimewhereareyouhoustonI NEED ONE
why is this giraffe so short?
looook

my french teacher kept looking at me like this so I took this without warning him and told him he’d be famous
he demanded a retake bc he wanted u guys to think hes cool
I can’t believe I forgot to mention the fact that when I took this he told me to photoshop some hair on so “my internet friends” would like him
someone make this mans dreams come true
okay
helP
WHEN I SHOWED HIM THIS HE SAID “THATS EXACTLY WHAT I WANTED”
WHO WANT LASAGNA
SHE DOESN’T DESERVE THIS